Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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