shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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