i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
She needs sedatives and a leash
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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