I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I just forgot I was standing up.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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