There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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