yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Randomize
