scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
last night I used snow as a chaser
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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