: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
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