She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
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