Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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