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(707): View more from California

Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight

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me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.

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I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?

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(281): View more from Texas

Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.

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(941): View more from Florida

I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee

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(315): View more from New York

Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.

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