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• (248): View more from Michigan

  we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds

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  She started it, but I totally finished it.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?

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• (925): View more from California

  you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it

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• (951): View more from California

  I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"

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