So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I need to wash the frat house off of me
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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