so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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