she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Randomize
