this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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