Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
My Sexting was not on an AP level
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Randomize