It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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