is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
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