I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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