If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
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