i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
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Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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