Sponge bath it is.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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