Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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