It was confusing and full of hummus
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize