4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
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