we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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