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(519): View more from Ontario

i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.

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(937): View more from Ohio

she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.

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(845): View more from New York

At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.

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(406): View more from Montana

He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.

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(386): View more from Florida

he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it

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(941): View more from Florida

My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.

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(810): View more from Michigan

I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.

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(804): View more from Virginia

If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle

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