i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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