Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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