Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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