But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I feel like I'm in dance class right now
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
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