Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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