Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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