At least make sure they are 18
Why
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Randomize
