Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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