I'm really into asian looking animals
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
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