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I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
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