I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I think my moral compass just broke
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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