Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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