Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I have aggressive nipples.
Randomize
