She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
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