shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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