these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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