State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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