I like to think it a success when the cops are called
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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