It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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