there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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