We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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