Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Success! We fucked roommates!
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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