Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
honey bunches of taint.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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