Plan B is the new Plan A
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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